(Love me tenderly)
“As a matter of conscience and faith, I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa.”
“As a matter of antiquated rules and Jesus, I do not believe I can ‘rastle this little lady because her boobs might get in the way and also she might beat me and I don’t want to risk that. This is state, bro. It’s unfortunate that my coach and I are unabashedly sexist.”
I may have already reblogged this, but I wanted to reiterate the dangers of bad literature. Do NOT become an outcast, become a housewife!
This is the greatest meme…
As we know from right-wing media, pretty much any group with an agenda has got to go.
Keep dreaming, little lady. We’ve got some progress to make.
Funny thing… I’m sure this crashed ferrari with suicide doors wasn’t purchased to make up for some woman’s lack of party in the pants.
Pageants never fail to disappoint all my sensibilities.
Re-Design of the Day: PepsiCo is set to unveil a “taller, sassier new Skinny Can” for its Diet Pepsi brand, which a press release says is meant as a “celebration of beautiful, confident women.”
The can will officially launch at New York’s fashion week this Fall. “Our slim, attractive new can is the perfect complement to today’s most stylish looks,” Pepsi CMO Jill Beraud is quoted as saying.
A Pepsi spokewoman confirmed that the “traditional short and fat” can model will still be available — you know, for consumers who aren’t into the whole sassy celebration of skinny women.
Everyone knows the way to celebrate women is by perpetuating unreasonable body image standards! Great job, Pepsi.
Obviously applicable to all women! Whatever you do… do NOT say what you mean.